My eight-year-old wrote a letter to Santa today. It read:
“Dear Santa Claus,
I hope to find under my Christmas tree an Elf-on-the-Shelf sitting on the biggest present there. I’ve been very good this year. I would be very disappointed to find coal in my stocking. I will set out a big plate with cookies and carrots! Give all the reindeer a big squeeze from me please. That’s pretty much all I want for Christmas.
P.S. Have a holly jolly Christmas!”